fallehuckinglujah

Fallehuckinglujah is my comment on the power of words; it's a bastardization of Hallef***inglujah, which I am wont to say in moments of joy but cannot because of the f*** part. If, however, I switch the f and the h it retains the same feeling but is no longer obscene. Same feeling, same letters, only two letters switched but one is verboten and the other is, well, not

Displacement

09 July 2017 by admin

Customer: “I like my water with about 1/3 ice. The ice floats and displaces the water; this ratio keeps the water ice cold.”

Waitress: “You want me to measure every fucking glass?”

Customer, ruffled: “No, no. Just close.”

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